Men want a woman who looks like she’s 20, talks like she’s 30, and fucks like she’s 40. Women want a man who talks like he’s 40, looks like he’s 30, and fucks like he’s 20.
—Me
I ran from you to get away from me.
—Me
Perhaps the only reason we look for meaning in our lives is that we start with the assumption that there must be a meaning.
—redbeardo [reddit]
You may meet another, but you’ll never meet another Me.
—Me
When life gives you lemons, eat Synsepalum dulcificum, a plant whose berry increases the perceived sweetness of foods.
—Me
I’m going to start casually sneezing on people who casually smoke around me.
—Me
Spiritual Eyes Spiritualize Spiritual Lies.
—Me
The little girl went straight to the crib, looked through the bars at the newborn child, and said, “Baby, tell me about God. I’m beginning to forget.
—Colin Tipping
